Last Friday we were at Nate Dawg's cousin's wedding in Louisville. The rooftop wedding was SCHEDULED for 6:30, open bar was 7-9, cash bar 9-11. Sooo...the wedding started at about 7. Ok ok, not so bad. Except for the fact that Nate Dawg and I had $7 in cash to our names. We were hoping to take complete advantage of the open bar, but by the time the wedding was finished, we only had an hour and a half. Ay Dios Mio!
No biggie, because we stocked up on free drinks. Ay Dios Mio!
So what if we're grown ups and both have good paying jobs, free drinks are free drinks!
After a few free drinks, the dancing really started. There was a big group of girls out on the dance floor doing the cupid shuffle. I kept trying to get Nate Dawg's single cousin out there to dance, he kept denying me. Boys! oh, and Ay Dios Mio!
Apparently I tried so hard to get him out there that two buttons on my dress popped off, landing on the dance floor. Classy. The two buttons just happened to be half of the buttons holding my dress closed in the chestal region. (chestal region=medical terms, for real)
Anyway, the two buttons were on the floor. Nate Dawg's cousin pointed and laughed. I could not stop laughing long enough to pick up the buttons. So they just sat there on the floor for what seemed to be 3 minutes.
Now, it's not like I have this huge chestal region (thanks ma). There was no reason for those buttons to pop off my little black (super cute) dress. It could be a cool trick at parties...NOT
Maybe the girls just wanting to come out and say hello?
After I picked the buttons up from the dance floor, I lost them. Does gorilla glue work on dresses? Ay Dios Mio!