1. One of life's most simple pleasures is a quiet night in.
2. People that give me unsolicited pregnancy/parenting advice makes me want to punch someone.
3. I like my doggie because he is so sweet.
4. Penis is a funny word. I'm very immature.
5. If I had to choose one beauty product to use for the rest of eternity it would be umm...lotion? I don't know.
6. I'm happy that my boss lady did a good job on GMA this morning!
7. I would never say never? Isn't that Justin Beiber's motto? ha